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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/26/2019 at 12:54 • Filed to: No lowballers I know what I have, Taco, Crack Pipe

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This loaded not-silver Tacoma is being sold for — wait for it — 18 grand. 

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But don’t worry, the same dealer also has 2003 loaded Taco of the same color for a mere 13 grand. And it only has a mere 291k miles! 

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Maybe my neighbor will just sell me his? No, no. He’s never gonna let that thing go...

New F leet P lan™: Hah... ready ? Alright... We’re gonna do nothing at all!!! 2019 WOOOOOO

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 12:55

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Links if needed:

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/d/portland-2003-toyota-tacoma-double-cab/6803051362.html

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/d/portland-2002-toyota-tacoma-double-cab/6803033223.html

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 12:56

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How in the fuck is that worth $18,000????

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/26/2019 at 12:56

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It isn't. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 12:57

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Why the fuck is it $18,000??*

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 13:00

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/d/olympia-1992-toyota-baja/6803383596.html

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/26/2019 at 13:00

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Because METH

Tristan > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/26/2019 at 13:02

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Toyota tax+Seattle area tax+dealers think aftermarket parts add value tax+crew cab tax.

cloverworks, aka Mrs. Boost > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 13:03

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And to think I got $2k for my 2003 3.4L 4wd auto Taco last year....

If I had known that the minor rust and mystery evap code could be addressed with knobby tires for $16K profit, I might have invested.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 13:18

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KINJA!!!!!

https://imgflip.com/i/2s3udu

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 01/26/2019 at 13:25

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Good Lord

Under_Score > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 13:26

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I just saw that dealer in my searches a couple days ago. Early-2000’s 4Runners with 100,000+ miles for $10,000+. Nope.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 13:31

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How even, this is like new math where the numbers are made up and reality doesn’t matter.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2019 at 14:59

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Double CP